OLD SAYINGS #humor twisted fun

Just for fun…I’m not really this cynical

A friend in need is a friend you’ll see often (a friend in need is a friend indeed)

Whatever doesn’t kill you, makes your joints hurt when it’s about to rain (whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger)

Every cloud has a target (every cloud has a silver lining)

A penny saved will get you laughed out of the bank (a penny saved is a penny earned)

Save the rod…and stay out of prison (save the rod and spoil the child)

You can catch more flies when you’re not trying to catch flies (you can catch more flies with honey)

Out of the frying pan…for the love of Pete get out of the frying pan! (out of the frying pan and into the fire)

Do unto others what makes them mention you in their will (do unto others as you would have them do unto you)

Posted on July 18, 2015, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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